You might be a guitar player if ...........

Discussion in 'V.C.'s Parlor' started by squierTony, Dec 31, 2020.

  1. Bob the builder

    Bob the builder Squier-Nut

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    Feb 25, 2017
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    Sure
    It all fun & games till ya lose an eye
     
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  2. Gunny

    Gunny Squier-Meister

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    you drive 2 hours to a gig to earn $50
     
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  3. EdSevered

    EdSevered Squier-Meister

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    Oct 17, 2020
    SE Wisconsin
    ...you don’t know the difference between a “guitar player” and a “guitarist”.

    EDIT: At this point in my guitar related skillset, I am merely a “guitar owner”.
     
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  4. squierTony

    squierTony Dr. Squier

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    Jul 4, 2012
    MAUD Oklahoma
    If Orange isn’t just a color.
     
  5. CVSteve

    CVSteve Squier-holic ‎‎‎‎‏‏‎ ‎

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    You start a post with “NGD...” and all the replies start with “HNGD...”
     
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  6. DougMen

    DougMen Dr. Squier

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    Jun 8, 2017
    Honolulu, HI
    OMG! You guys have described me perfectly, except for a couple of points- I don't keep picks in my pockets, I don't even own a car, my ride is a cheap bike from Walmart (but my least expensive guitar cost more than it, but my bike still has fewer pedals than those between my guitar and amp, not even counting the two drawers full of pedals), and the top panels on most of my amps are too narrow to use as shelves, except to hold picks.
     
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  7. DougMen

    DougMen Dr. Squier

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    Honolulu, HI
    That's Capri Orange in these parts, lol
     
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  8. TeleJason

    TeleJason Squier Talker Gold Supporting Member

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    Feb 8, 2019
    Philly
    You hide guitar money from your wife and think, everybody does that
     
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  9. oitar

    oitar Squier Talker

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    Johannesburg
    You've used the bow for a fly-swatter.
     
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  10. grizzlewulf

    grizzlewulf Squier-Meister

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    Not necessarily! This could also make you a stand-up comic
     
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  11. BluesForDan

    BluesForDan Squier-Meister

    who the hell has been spying on me?? :D
     
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  12. howserx

    howserx Squier-Meister

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    Apr 20, 2017
    Toronto, Canada
    Hahaha, best one so far. Do I know the difference between "Tomato" and "Salmon" in my colour chart? No. but I know these two! lol
     
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  13. howserx

    howserx Squier-Meister

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    Apr 20, 2017
    Toronto, Canada
    or need shelves for all your amplifiers
     
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  14. Flashart

    Flashart Squier Talker

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    Sep 25, 2012
    UK
    A hazel-eyed raven haired temptress pushes through a crowd, pins you to a wall and breathlessly whispers..
    "I just snapped my G-string"
    Wrinkle browed and exhaling you fumble in your gigbag saying " Wound or Unwound? I'm not going to split a pack but I've got a few single ones somewhere..."
     
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  15. jtees4

    jtees4 Squier-Meister

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    Jun 7, 2012
    NYish
    If you planned a day trip to a casino, two hours away plus a ferry ride for 5 in my group. Left the group at casino for for two hours, while I made the 45 min trip to check out a guitar I saw on Craigslist. Bought the guitar, got back in time to take the family to a nice lunch. I will do that for the right Gibson SG at the right price. And, it was a fun day for everyone.
     
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  16. brians

    brians Squier-holic

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    Oct 1, 2017
    South Africa
    ...you talk to your guitars and they answer back.

    And you make sure that you never hurt their feelings , even if they are crap.
     
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  17. mb doug

    mb doug Squier-holic Gold Supporting Member

    Jan 4, 2012
    Long Island


    Orient? Or Port Jeff?