You might be a guitar player if ...........

Discussion in 'V.C.'s Parlor' started by squierTony, Dec 31, 2020.

  1. strat_strummer

    strat_strummer John Silver Supporting Member

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    Nov 24, 2018
    RC addiction....
    You might be a guitar player when you read the "You might be a guitar player" thread and look for ideas to improve...:D

    Fun thread @squierTony
     
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  2. DougMen

    DougMen Dr. Squier

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    Jun 8, 2017
    Honolulu, HI
    You might be a guitar player if you stop playing when someone puts some sheet music in front of you.
    You might be guitar player if you're a cashier at McDonalds or Walmart.
    You might be a guitar player if you deliver pizzas for Dominos.
    You might be a guitar player if you wait tables at Denny's or another fine dining establishment.
    You might be a guitar player if you spend all your time online looking at and talking about gear instead of playing music.
    You might be guitar player if you have a mullet and wear spandex, or wear tie-dye and acid washed denim with moccasins.
     
  3. fuelish

    fuelish Squier-holic

    You might be a guitar player if... you play a guitar, or two... or more
     
  4. EdSevered

    EdSevered Squier-Meister

    119
    Oct 17, 2020
    SE Wisconsin
    ...your finger nails on one hand are trimmed to nearly bleeding, while on the other hand the nails are just long.
     
  5. squierTony

    squierTony Dr. Squier

    Age:
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    Jul 4, 2012
    MAUD Oklahoma
    You know the difference between Pelham blue and Lake Placid blue.
     
  6. strat_strummer

    strat_strummer John Silver Supporting Member

    Age:
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    Nov 24, 2018
    RC addiction....
    You might be a guitar player if the word "burst" appears in your vocabulary more than once.
     
  7. DJGranite

    DJGranite Squier-holic

    Feb 7, 2012
    maine
    You might be a guitar player if you make dumb drummer and bass player jokes
     
  8. Davis Sharp

    Davis Sharp Dr. Squier ‎‎‎‎‏‏‎ ‎

    Jan 7, 2016
    Maryland, USA
    ... if your pockets have more picks than money
     
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  9. techowiz

    techowiz Squier-holic

    Aug 21, 2014
    new york
    You worry about tone, without really knowing what it is.......
     
  10. Angry Possum

    Angry Possum A Psychotic 6 String Collector Gold Supporting Member

    Age:
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    Oct 30, 2019
    Squier Town NY
    You sleep with your favorite guitar.....
     
  11. strat_strummer

    strat_strummer John Silver Supporting Member

    Age:
    59
    Nov 24, 2018
    RC addiction....
    ...and the winner is....:D
     
  12. Eddd

    Eddd Squier-Nut

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    Nov 20, 2019
    Canada
    I’m happy you stuck around Doug,Happy New Year!
     
  13. Bob the builder

    Bob the builder Squier-Nut

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    Feb 25, 2017
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    If you're thinking buying that pedal means you're eating ramen for a couple more weeks
     
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  14. Geode

    Geode Squier-Nut

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    Nov 30, 2020
    MB, SC
    Or ...if your guitars have way more pedals than your cars.
     
  15. squierTony

    squierTony Dr. Squier

    Age:
    47
    Jul 4, 2012
    MAUD Oklahoma
    If you use amplifiers for shelves.
     
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  16. Geode

    Geode Squier-Nut

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    Nov 30, 2020
    MB, SC
    ...if you cut picks, out of your credit cards.

    (while their still good..!!)
     
  17. strat_strummer

    strat_strummer John Silver Supporting Member

    Age:
    59
    Nov 24, 2018
    RC addiction....
    That would be me..
     
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  18. beagle

    beagle Squier-holic

    Nov 19, 2017
    Yorkshire
    You might be a guitar player if

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    this scares you
     
  19. Eddd

    Eddd Squier-Nut

    688
    Nov 20, 2019
    Canada
    You might be a guitar player if you have more guitars than you have dishes.
     
  20. Geode

    Geode Squier-Nut

    915
    Nov 30, 2020
    MB, SC
    Or clean them better....