You might be a guitar player if ...........

Discussion in 'V.C.'s Parlor' started by squierTony, Dec 31, 2020.

  1. squierTony

    squierTony Dr. Squier

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    47
    Jul 4, 2012
    MAUD Oklahoma
    This might be fun. You finish the sentence........

    You have to map your trip by the music store.
     
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  2. duzie

    duzie Squier-Meister

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    Jul 8, 2017
    Nw New Jersey
    You believe you’ll reach nirvana with the next piece of gear :D
     
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  3. Jes Woodland

    Jes Woodland Squier-Meister

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    Sep 4, 2020
    Nottingham UK
    You tell yourself that you're not buying anymore guitars after this one!
     
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  4. otma

    otma Squier-holic

    Nov 4, 2012
    Owen, Wisconsin
    You're thinking "I should get a hollow body guitar with a Bigsby."

    Girl with Guitar.jpg
     
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  5. Ace38

    Ace38 Squier-holic

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    Jul 19, 2016
    Tulsa, OK.
    the first thing you noticed in the above picture was the guitar....
     
  6. Mr Bones

    Mr Bones Squier-holic

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    58
    Oct 17, 2019
    Kansas Territory
    If'n yall have guitar callusses...

    On yer front teeth...
     
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  7. otma

    otma Squier-holic

    Nov 4, 2012
    Owen, Wisconsin
    Bonus points if the first thing you noticed was that the guitar has a Varitone.
     
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  8. Davis Sharp

    Davis Sharp Dr. Squier ‎‎‎‎‏‏‎ ‎

    Jan 7, 2016
    Maryland, USA
    You call your bicycle pedals Chorus and Dirt.
     
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  9. pcampbell

    pcampbell Squier-Meister

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    Jan 15, 2015
    Memphis, Tennessee
    ...you're disappointed when someone you tells you "there are no strings attached."
     
  10. strat_strummer

    strat_strummer John Silver Supporting Member

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    59
    Nov 24, 2018
    RC addiction....
    You clip your guitar tuner to your sparkplug wires when servicing your rig.
     
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  11. Papa Joe

    Papa Joe Squier-Axpert Gold Supporting Member

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    Dec 12, 2009
    Swanton Ohio
    Ya might be a guitar player if you're homeless when ya ain't got a girlfriend..
     
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  12. Geode

    Geode Squier-Nut

    915
    Nov 30, 2020
    MB, SC
    You think a fireman's axe

    is a bright red Firebird.
     
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  13. speelyei

    speelyei Squier-Meister

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    392
    Sep 22, 2020
    Mesa, AZ
    Your conduct at a live concert consists of:
    -standing still
    -watching the guitarists hands
    -concentrating
    -secretly planning what you’d do if they invited you up on stage
     
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  14. Shine

    Shine Squier-holic

    Nov 29, 2016
    Rings of Saturn
    . . . or what you could do with what you just saw and heard.
     
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  15. grizzlewulf

    grizzlewulf Squier-Meister

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    Dec 11, 2020
    Lucerne, California
    If you routinely visit every thrift store in your county, but only spend about 2 minutes in and out (unless they actually have a guitar)
     
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  16. LOSTVENTURE

    LOSTVENTURE Squier-Nut

    You closets don't have room for your cloths.
     
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  17. MrYeats

    MrYeats Dr. Squier Platinum Supporting Member

    Dec 28, 2017
    South Texas Coast
    You think that if Jimi could do it then so can I, he was only human.
     
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  18. SubSailer671

    SubSailer671 Squier Talk Member ‎‎‎‎‏‏‎ ‎

    I'm not convinced he was human. Nor several others including Paco de Lucia.
     
  19. MrYeats

    MrYeats Dr. Squier Platinum Supporting Member

    Dec 28, 2017
    South Texas Coast
    ____Chet Atkins is your hero.

     
  20. RoyalWe

    RoyalWe Squier-holic Silver Supporting Member

    Sep 5, 2012
    Western Oregon
    ___you start to wonder if your shelves would make good tone wood.