Joke Thread

Discussion in 'V.C.'s Parlor' started by banjaxed, Feb 18, 2017.

  1. Loin Lover

    Loin Lover Dr. Squier

    Jul 26, 2018
    Backwoods, USA
  2. DrBeGood

    DrBeGood Dr. Squier

    Dec 9, 2014
    Sutton QC, CANADA
    What do you get if you cross a chicken with a fox ?


    A fox.
     
  3. Twostratsfornow

    Twostratsfornow Squier-holic Silver Supporting Member

    Nov 14, 2020
    Ontario, Canada
    I was driving down the road this morning and saw my ex out walking. It’s funny how “I’d hit that” changes meaning over the years.
     
  4. Rgdavid

    Rgdavid Squier Talker

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    How do you know a blonde has used your computer...... There's tipex on the screen...
     
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  5. Loin Lover

    Loin Lover Dr. Squier

    Jul 26, 2018
    Backwoods, USA
    Statistically, six out of seven dwarfs are not Happy.
     
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  6. OOMTOM

    OOMTOM Squier-Meister

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    I just found an old video I recorded of the first ever Golf Tournament held in the backwoods of Tennessee.

    The reporter covering the action went up to a guy dressed in blue overalls who was sucking a straw, his odd selection of Golf clubs he was carrying in a Potato sack, and said " excuse me Bubba Joe, can I ask you if you ever shot a Birdie ". Bubba Joe answered " No but I once threw a Rock at a Squirrel " ..........

    No offence meant to any residents of Tennessee ....... Tom
     
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  7. Loin Lover

    Loin Lover Dr. Squier

    Jul 26, 2018
    Backwoods, USA
    In episode 29 listed in the link, Jed, Jethro, and others are going to "shoot" golf. :)

    https://www.hoopladigital.com/title/11684341
     
  8. Loin Lover

    Loin Lover Dr. Squier

    Jul 26, 2018
    Backwoods, USA
    OK, take a deep breath and sit down. It will be alright. Take a look at my screen name. Relax.

    I have decided to become a vegatarian. Those who know me are freaking out.

    I hope it is not a huge missed steak.
     
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  9. miket1117

    miket1117 Squier-holic Gold Supporting Member

    Mar 31, 2018
    Kansas City
    some one-liners:
    I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. - Robert Benchley

    @Powerstroke ... Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. - Harrison Ford
     
  10. motorhead

    motorhead Squier Talker

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  11. motorhead

    motorhead Squier Talker

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  12. dbrian66

    dbrian66 Dr. Squier

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    Jul 14, 2017
    Maryland, USA
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  13. Powerstroke

    Powerstroke Squier-holic

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    What was the old saying that cutting firewood will warm you more than once. Once when you cut it down once when you split it and once when you burn it
     
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