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Discussion in 'V.C.'s Parlor' started by banjaxed, Feb 18, 2017.
My first car phone.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a fox ?
I was driving down the road this morning and saw my ex out walking. It’s funny how “I’d hit that” changes meaning over the years.
How do you know a blonde has used your computer...... There's tipex on the screen...
Statistically, six out of seven dwarfs are not Happy.
I just found an old video I recorded of the first ever Golf Tournament held in the backwoods of Tennessee.
The reporter covering the action went up to a guy dressed in blue overalls who was sucking a straw, his odd selection of Golf clubs he was carrying in a Potato sack, and said " excuse me Bubba Joe, can I ask you if you ever shot a Birdie ". Bubba Joe answered " No but I once threw a Rock at a Squirrel " ..........
No offence meant to any residents of Tennessee ....... Tom
In episode 29 listed in the link, Jed, Jethro, and others are going to "shoot" golf.
OK, take a deep breath and sit down. It will be alright. Take a look at my screen name. Relax.
I have decided to become a vegatarian. Those who know me are freaking out.
I hope it is not a huge missed steak.
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. - Robert Benchley
@Powerstroke ... Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. - Harrison Ford
Ha! That seems about right!
What was the old saying that cutting firewood will warm you more than once. Once when you cut it down once when you split it and once when you burn it