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Discussion in 'V.C.'s Parlor' started by banjaxed, Feb 18, 2017.
Last night I ate at a Stars Wars themed restaurant, ordered the Wookie steak. It was a little Chewy.
I spent 2 hours this morning at H&R Block.
It was a taxing experience.
A Priest and a Rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while, the Priest turned to the Rabbi and asked, “Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?”
The Rabbi responded, “Yes, that is still one of our laws.”
The Priest then asked, “Have you ever eaten pork?”
To which the Rabbi replied, “Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich.”
The Priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.
A while later, the Rabbi spoke up and asked the Priest, “Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?”
The Priest replied, “Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.”
The Rabbi then asked him, “Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?”
The Priest replied, “Yes, Rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke my faith.”
The Rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for about five minutes.
Finally, the Rabbi said, “Beats the heck out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?”
You really just gotta see this...
That was hilarious Don.
New Yorkers have a bad reputation for being unfriendly. I don't know why that is, the Governor is always hugging and kissing people.
Bad day for my employment: I got fired from work at the pork & bean factory. I was putting them in upside down and customers got the hiccups.
Then Mrs. Lover got fired from her job as a massage therapist. She rubbed people the wrong way.
Last week I was fired as a proofreader at the M&M factory. I ate all the "W"s.
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
One requires tweetment.
The other requires oinkment.
How tight should the drain plug be? Asking for a friend.
I tried suing the airlines for losing my luggage, but I lost the case.
This one's for our friends in the UK, or anyone living in a large city