Separate names with a comma.
Discussion in 'V.C.'s Parlor' started by banjaxed, Feb 18, 2017.
Two cats were swimming across the St. Lawrence river. Their names were One-two-three and Un-deux-trois. Only one cat made it across. Which one was it?
One-two-three, because Un-deux-trois cat sank.
Edit: after reading it aloud a few times ... got it, funny
Chicken or Egg? We all know it was the chicken. Roosters are chickens.....Think about it...
I know just enough French to get the joke.
I had some eggplant one time, that completely stumped the check-out girl.
She had to call for help.
When the manager clued her in, the guy behind me put in his two cents worth with,
'And, THIS... is a tomato'
Had to read it with an anglo accent to get the last digit.
No. She actually believed me when I told her I was making watermelon pie.
Oooh, that's bad.
That's reaaally bad!
Maybe if you had pink
grapefruit juice, but not...
A gnostic, dyslexic insomniac lies awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Dyslexic atheists don’t believe in Dog.
sincere, winning, attitude..!!
The number of pairs of shoes at someone's back door reflects:
A. Their wealth
2. Their laziness
III. Their occupation
D. Their lack of wealth
2.2 The number of inhabitants
VI. They are grandparents
4e/.5) Mud season.