Joke Thread

Discussion in 'V.C.'s Parlor' started by banjaxed, Feb 18, 2017.

  1. Papa Joe

    Papa Joe Squier-Axpert Gold Supporting Member

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  2. Davis Sharp

    Davis Sharp Dr. Squier ‎‎‎‎‏‏‎ ‎

    Jan 7, 2016
    Maryland, USA
    Two cats were swimming across the St. Lawrence river. Their names were One-two-three and Un-deux-trois. Only one cat made it across. Which one was it?




    One-two-three, because Un-deux-trois cat sank.
     
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  3. DrBeGood

    DrBeGood Squier-holic

    Dec 9, 2014
    Sutton QC, CANADA
    ?
    Edit: after reading it aloud a few times ... got it, funny :)
     
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  4. MrYeats

    MrYeats Dr. Squier Platinum Supporting Member

    Dec 28, 2017
    South Texas Coast
    Chicken or Egg? We all know it was the chicken. Roosters are chickens.....Think about it...
     
  5. Davis Sharp

    Davis Sharp Dr. Squier ‎‎‎‎‏‏‎ ‎

    Jan 7, 2016
    Maryland, USA
    I know just enough French to get the joke.
     
  6. Papa Joe

    Papa Joe Squier-Axpert Gold Supporting Member

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    Dec 12, 2009
    Swanton Ohio
  7. Geode

    Geode Squier-holic

    Nov 30, 2020
    MB, SC
    @Loin Lover
    III. Pizza

    I had some eggplant one time, that completely stumped the check-out girl.
    She had to call for help.
    When the manager clued her in, the guy behind me put in his two cents worth with,
    'And, THIS... is a tomato'
     
  8. Geode

    Geode Squier-holic

    Nov 30, 2020
    MB, SC
    Cease..!
     
  9. DrBeGood

    DrBeGood Squier-holic

    Dec 9, 2014
    Sutton QC, CANADA
    Had to read it with an anglo accent to get the last digit.
     
  10. Geode

    Geode Squier-holic

    Nov 30, 2020
    MB, SC
    Say what..?
    Set wheat..?

    Sea-food plate?
     
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  11. Loin Lover

    Loin Lover Squier-holic

    Jul 26, 2018
    Backwoods, USA
    No. She actually believed me when I told her I was making watermelon pie.
     
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  12. Geode

    Geode Squier-holic

    Nov 30, 2020
    MB, SC
    Oooh, that's bad.
    That's reaaally bad!
    Maybe if you had pink
    grapefruit juice, but not...
    Jiffy. Noooo.....!!
     
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  13. WPSlover

    WPSlover Squier Talker

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    A gnostic, dyslexic insomniac lies awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.
     
  14. mb doug

    mb doug Squier-holic Gold Supporting Member

    Jan 4, 2012
    Long Island
    Dyslexic atheists don’t believe in Dog.
     
  15. Papa Joe

    Papa Joe Squier-Axpert Gold Supporting Member

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    91
    Dec 12, 2009
    Swanton Ohio
  16. Geode

    Geode Squier-holic

    Nov 30, 2020
    MB, SC
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    sincere, winning, attitude..!!
     
  17. Loin Lover

    Loin Lover Squier-holic

    Jul 26, 2018
    Backwoods, USA
    The number of pairs of shoes at someone's back door reflects:

    A. Their wealth
    2. Their laziness
    III. Their occupation
    D. Their lack of wealth
    2.2 The number of inhabitants
    VI. They are grandparents
     

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  18. Geode

    Geode Squier-holic

    Nov 30, 2020
    MB, SC
    4e/.5) Mud season.
     
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