Joke Thread

Discussion in 'V.C.'s Parlor' started by banjaxed, Feb 18, 2017.

  1. Papa Joe

    Papa Joe Squier-Axpert Gold Supporting Member

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  2. spellcaster

    spellcaster Squier-Meister

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    I'm having trouble seeing Papa Joe's post.....All I get is [​IMG]
     
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  3. strat_strummer

    strat_strummer John Silver Supporting Member

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    Can you see this one? This is Papa Joe's post.

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  4. spellcaster

    spellcaster Squier-Meister

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    Yes, I can see your repeat of the post fine, thanks. I'm just curious why this happens sometimes. It's only ever on Papa Joe's posts on this forum and it doesn't happen every time. I wondered if it was because I was on a desktop computer, or had to do with me using a particular browser or an older Windows program. Very mysterious.
     
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  5. Davis Sharp

    Davis Sharp Dr. Squier ‎‎‎‎‏‏‎ ‎

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    Happens to me sometimes. Right click and open in a new tab.
     
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  6. strat_strummer

    strat_strummer John Silver Supporting Member

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    Every once in awhile I get it too and reboot my computer.
     
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  7. Nadnitram

    Nadnitram Squier Talker

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    Whoa -- now that is a real paradigm shift.
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  8. DrBeGood

    DrBeGood Squier-holic

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    Does the same for me.
     
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  9. Nadnitram

    Nadnitram Squier Talker

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    A scientist sets a frog on the lab table and yells "Jump!" The frog jumps. The scientist measures and writes in his report "Intact frog jumps 16 feet."

    Then the scientist cuts off one of the frog's legs. He sets him back on the table and yells "Jump!" The frog jumps. The scientist measures and writes in his report "Frog with three legs jumps 12 feet."

    The scientist cuts off another leg and yells "Jump!" The frog jumps. The scientist measures and writes in his report "Frog with two legs jumps 8 feet."

    The scientist cuts off still another leg and yells "Jump!" The frog jumps. The scientist measures and writes in his report "Frog with one legs jumps 4 feet."

    Finally the scientist cuts off the last leg, sets the frog on the table and yells "Jump!"

    Nothing happens.

    "Jump!"

    Still nothing.

    The scientist slams his hand down behind the frog and yells "Jump!" Nothing happens. The scientist writes in his report "Frog with no legs is deaf."
     
  10. Geode

    Geode Squier-holic

    Nov 30, 2020
    MB, SC
    This guy goes into a store & walks right up to the clerk...

    He says, 'I'd like 5lbs of pierogies, 5lbs of galumpkis & 5lbs of kielbasa.'

    The clerk looks at the guy and says, 'Hey, you must be Polish, eh..?'

    The guy say's 'Yeah, yeah,
    how'd you know..?'


    'Oh, cuz this is a hardware store, buddy.'


    I apologize to my Polish
    friends. That's how I heard it.

    Anyway, Vodka is Polish,
    not Russian..!!
    I prefer Bourbon, but
    it's an interesting fact.
     
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  11. Loin Lover

    Loin Lover Squier-holic

    Jul 26, 2018
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    One way street, big city residential area. I wonder where this brand of dumb is taught?

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  12. strat_strummer

    strat_strummer John Silver Supporting Member

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    There's a reason why he us wearing skinny jeans. Heck of a work out I guess.o_O
     
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  13. Loin Lover

    Loin Lover Squier-holic

    Jul 26, 2018
    Backwoods, USA
    Remember "Where's your sign?"

    At the checkout counter the lady sees this case and asks "whatcha gonna make?"

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    She believed my answer. It was:
    A. Corn ice cream
    2. Watermelon pie
    III. Pizza
    d. Cornbread
     
  14. CVSteve

    CVSteve Squier-holic ‎‎‎‎‏‏‎ ‎

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    I would have expected that question somewhere in Deep East Texas.
     
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