Joke Thread

Discussion in 'V.C.'s Parlor' started by banjaxed, Feb 18, 2017.

  1. Geode

    Geode Squier-Nut

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    Nov 30, 2020
    MB, SC
    Yes you can...

    DrBeGood just pointed
    out...
    it's the same thing..!!

    Ooooh.
     
  2. Geode

    Geode Squier-Nut

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    MB, SC
    A Craftsman too. Good find.
     
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  3. Loin Lover

    Loin Lover Squier-holic

    Jul 26, 2018
    Backwoods, USA
    I read in a motorcycle mag, circa 1981, the best way to have a one-of-a-kind bike was to leave it stock since everyone was accessorising / modifying theirs.
    I have a feeling this person certainly has a one-of-a-kind rig. Do I hear Johnny Cash?

    Chevy custom.jpg
     
  4. Geode

    Geode Squier-Nut

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    I'm glad he left it stock.

    Anyway, the youngest
    texted me:

    Hello? I signed up for
    the 2-week, free trial
    of 2021... & I'm calling
    to Cancel..!!
     
  5. DrBeGood

    DrBeGood Squier-holic

    Dec 9, 2014
    Sutton QC, CANADA
    Rednecks always amaze me with their ingeniosity.
     
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  6. Hal Nico

    Hal Nico Squier Talker

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    Dec 21, 2020
    UK
    Interviewer: Mr Springsteen. "Darkness on the Edge of Town" was a great title for an Album!

    Bruce: Yes. I'm glad the band talked me out of the original title," Dampness on the Edge of Underpants"

    :D
     
  7. Papa Joe

    Papa Joe Squier-Axpert Gold Supporting Member

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    Dec 12, 2009
    Swanton Ohio
  8. Geode

    Geode Squier-Nut

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    MB, SC
    That's just ridiculous...

    particle board won't
    hold up outdoors..!!
     
  9. strat_strummer

    strat_strummer John Silver Supporting Member

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    59
    Nov 24, 2018
    RC addiction....

    Haha , I just told the wife I need a gf like this..:D
     
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  10. AngelDeVille

    AngelDeVille Squier-holic

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    ABQ

    Shhhh.... I’m on the phone right now...
     
  11. Papa Joe

    Papa Joe Squier-Axpert Gold Supporting Member

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    91
    Dec 12, 2009
    Swanton Ohio
  12. Birddog144

    Birddog144 Squier-holic Double Platinum Member

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  13. Geode

    Geode Squier-Nut

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    MB, SC
    @Birddog144

    There's a small, grass
    'field' in the tiny village
    of Errol, NH.
    Because of it's proximity
    to Quebéc, it's sign proclaims:
    'Errol International Airport'
     
  14. DrBeGood

    DrBeGood Squier-holic

    Dec 9, 2014
    Sutton QC, CANADA
    Finally, 2020 is over. 2021 can't be wost.
    Did you see the moon tonight, kinda strange looking.

    lune.jpg
     
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  15. DrBeGood

    DrBeGood Squier-holic

    Dec 9, 2014
    Sutton QC, CANADA
    I sent this by email to a few friends out east with who we exchange jokes and this is one reply. Mind you, this guy is not stupid, just missing a bit of pop culture o_O

    This email will be a good test of the gullibility of the recipients. Do you think anyone will actually believe that this crater is real? Time will tell...hehe.
     
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