Joke Thread

Yes you can...

DrBeGood just pointed
out...
it's the same thing..!!

Ooooh.

 

A Craftsman too. Good find.

 

I read in a motorcycle mag, circa 1981, the best way to have a one-of-a-kind bike was to leave it stock since everyone was accessorising / modifying theirs.
I have a feeling this person certainly has a one-of-a-kind rig. Do I hear Johnny Cash?

 

I'm glad he left it stock.

Anyway, the youngest
texted me:

Hello? I signed up for
the 2-week, free trial
of 2021... & I'm calling
to Cancel..!!

 

I fixed the car door.

 

Rednecks always amaze me with their ingeniosity.

 

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Interviewer: Mr Springsteen. "Darkness on the Edge of Town" was a great title for an Album!

Bruce: Yes. I'm glad the band talked me out of the original title," Dampness on the Edge of Underpants"

 

That's just ridiculous...

particle board won't
hold up outdoors..!!

 

Haha , I just told the wife I need a gf like this..

 

Shhhh.... I’m on the phone right now...

 

@Birddog144

There's a small, grass
'field' in the tiny village
of Errol, NH.
Because of it's proximity
to Quebéc, it's sign proclaims:
'Errol International Airport'

 

Finally, 2020 is over. 2021 can't be wost.
Did you see the moon tonight, kinda strange looking.

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I sent this by email to a few friends out east with who we exchange jokes and this is one reply. Mind you, this guy is not stupid, just missing a bit of pop culture

This email will be a good test of the gullibility of the recipients. Do you think anyone will actually believe that this crater is real? Time will tell...hehe.

 

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