Joke Thread

Discussion in 'V.C.'s Parlor' started by banjaxed, Feb 18, 2017.

  1. Papa Joe

    Papa Joe Squier-Axpert Gold Supporting Member

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  2. MrYeats

    MrYeats Dr. Squier

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    who you callin' blonde???
    Too funny.
     
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  3. duceditor

    duceditor Squier-Axpert Gold Supporting Member

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    Got GAS? Well air is a gas too! :D


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    -don
     
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  4. strat_strummer

    strat_strummer ^^ Doing what I do best^^ Silver Supporting Member

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    RC addiction....
    My air guitar is always out of tune...:(
     
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  5. BlueSquirrel

    BlueSquirrel Squier-holic Silver Supporting Member

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    France
    IMG-20201113-WA0007.jpg Working from home (videoconferencing) during a pandemic
     
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  6. gmt124

    gmt124 Squier-Meister

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  7. Birddog144

    Birddog144 Squier-holic Double Platinum Member

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  8. BlueSquirrel

    BlueSquirrel Squier-holic Silver Supporting Member

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    France
  9. BlueSquirrel

    BlueSquirrel Squier-holic Silver Supporting Member

    Dec 21, 2018
    France
    When you've finally found the pick you had dropped in your acoustic guitar.

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  10. BlueSquirrel

    BlueSquirrel Squier-holic Silver Supporting Member

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  11. BlueSquirrel

    BlueSquirrel Squier-holic Silver Supporting Member

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    The truth about dropped guitar picks.
     
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  12. Eddd

    Eddd Squier-Meister

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    At least you didn’t lose yours.
     
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  13. strat_strummer

    strat_strummer ^^ Doing what I do best^^ Silver Supporting Member

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    RC addiction....
    Hanging my head low, I did once...o_O
     
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  14. Eddd

    Eddd Squier-Meister

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    Ha Ha!
     
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  15. brians

    brians Squier-holic

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    It's " take your kid to work " day.

    John takes his five year old Melissa.

    After a lot of standing and waiting around, all Johns staff and all his bosses gather around for the meet and greet.

    After meeting them all, Melissa starts crying uncontrollably.

    John asks her " What's the matter honey ? "

    She cries out at the top of her voice,

    Daddy, you told mom and me you worked for a bunch of clowns , where are they ?
     
  16. brians

    brians Squier-holic

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  17. BlueSquirrel

    BlueSquirrel Squier-holic Silver Supporting Member

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    France
    Why do single-coil pickups hum?
    Because they keep forgetting the lyrics.
     
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