Joke Thread

Discussion in 'V.C.'s Parlor' started by banjaxed, Feb 18, 2017.

  1. DougMen

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  2. John L Rose

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    I dunno.
    Once you've heard the story of Boaty McBoatface, all other boat names are ho-hum.
    That was in 2016 but it still cracks me up.

    It's funnier than the almost-renaming of "Northwest Territories" to "Bob". I was living there at the time, and the Powers That Be were in a bit of a panic about it, because the poll was originally publicized as being more like a referendum with some weight.
     
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  3. John L Rose

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    Wait . . . what?

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    Bass player Stig Pederson of "D.A.D" (formerly "Disneyland After Dark")
    I gather it has only two strings.

    "Yeah, it has a bit of neck-dive, but I'm okay with it."
     
  4. DougMen

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    When Stanford University decided to rename their teams, because they were called the Indians, they had the students vote on it, and they overwhelmingly chose "The Robber Barons", a reminder of how Leland Stanford originally got rich. It didn't fly with the overseers, lol.
     
  5. DougMen

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    I don't do reverse headstocks, even when used for the body!
     
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  6. DrBeGood

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    Isn't he cute ...
     
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  7. strat_strummer

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    The guitar I can deal with, the hot pants on the other hand....o_O
     
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  8. John L Rose

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    At least he's a bass player wearing any pants.
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  9. strat_strummer

    strat_strummer Dr. Squier

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    Some people's kids....o_O
     
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  10. Loin Lover

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    I spot a trend in my work shop.

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  11. Loin Lover

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    Speaking only for myself, I saved much more than $2. However, I've spent more than $7 on sevin, even more on anti-skeeter spray. Yep, worth it all.

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  12. ScoobySnacker

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    Thank goodness for that.
     
  13. MrYeats

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    For those who don't believe the dead can come back to life, Just hang out by the time clock at 5pm.
     
  14. ScoobySnacker

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    Especially on Friday.
     
  15. Loin Lover

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    "There are two sexes. Married people and single people."

    "Wait until you're married. Then you can go out with married women."

    Gracie Allen :)
     
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