Joke Thread

Discussion in 'V.C.'s Parlor' started by banjaxed, Feb 18, 2017.

  1. Loin Lover

    Loin Lover Squier-holic

    Jul 26, 2018
    Backwoods, USA
    Very mid--'65.
     
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  2. Papa Joe

    Papa Joe Squier-Axpert

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    Dec 12, 2009
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  3. John L Rose

    John L Rose Squier-holic

    I, for one, welcome our new Robot Overlords.
     
  4. DrBeGood

    DrBeGood Squier-holic

    Dec 9, 2014
    Sutton QC, CANADA
    Beautifully done ! Love it !
     
  5. Eddd

    Eddd Squier-Meister

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    Canada
    Dads ‘77 LeMans had a hinged plate.r
     
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  7. Davis Sharp

    Davis Sharp Dr. Squier

    Jan 7, 2016
    Maryland, USA
    You mean this will sell quickly? ;)
     
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  8. Loin Lover

    Loin Lover Squier-holic

    Jul 26, 2018
    Backwoods, USA
    LOL thanks Barrie!
     
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  9. Loin Lover

    Loin Lover Squier-holic

    Jul 26, 2018
    Backwoods, USA
    Moral of the story: Do not put wet cars in the dryer.

    Camaro shorty.jpg
     
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  10. Brad Upton ... This is some seriously funny stuff. I would not steer my fellow Squier members wrong.
    You will need 39 minutes to view this one, but worth it. ;)



    Cheers, Barrie.
     
  11. Papa Joe

    Papa Joe Squier-Axpert

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    Dec 12, 2009
    Swanton Ohio
    That is absolutely the best stand-up I've seen in years..And never got bleeped..
    Thanks for sharing..
     
  12. strat_strummer

    strat_strummer Squier-holic

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    RC addiction....
    There's 3 kinds of people in this world, those who can count, & those who can't!
     
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  13. Loin Lover

    Loin Lover Squier-holic

    Jul 26, 2018
    Backwoods, USA
    "When you come to a fork in the road, take it." Yogi
     
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  14. strat_strummer

    strat_strummer Squier-holic

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    RC addiction....
    I was walking down the street carrying a bag of chickens and this guy asked me, how many chickens I had? I said if you can guess how many chickens I have you can have all three, he said, seven....
     
  15. DrBeGood

    DrBeGood Squier-holic

    Dec 9, 2014
    Sutton QC, CANADA
    The more you pedal slower, the less you pedal faster.
    ... I guess it sounds better in French.

    The P is silent, like the H in sausage.
    ... that one too ?
     
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  16. DrBeGood

    DrBeGood Squier-holic

    Dec 9, 2014
    Sutton QC, CANADA
    The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a Duke University Law School graduate from an upper crust family; well-bred, well-connected, and all that goes with it. The other finalist was a red-neck from Southeast Tennessee A & M. The rules of the contest required each finalist to compose a four-line poem in one minute or less and the poem had to contain the word "Timbuktu". The Duke graduate went first. About thirty seconds after the clock started, he jumped up and recited the following poem:

    Slowly across the desert sand
    Trekked the dusty caravan.
    Men on camels, two by two
    Destination Timbuktu.

    The audience went wild!! How, they wondered could the red neck top that?! The clock started again and the red neck sat in silent thought. Finally, in the last few seconds, he jumped and recited:

    Tim and me, a-huntin' went.
    Met three whores in a pop-up tent.
    They were three, we was two,
    So, I bucked one and Timbuktu.