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Discussion in 'V.C.'s Parlor' started by banjaxed, Feb 18, 2017.
I, for one, welcome our new Robot Overlords.
Beautifully done ! Love it !
Dads ‘77 LeMans had a hinged plate.r
1988 Ford wagon fer sail, $3000
Awesome. Took a screenshot. The ad will come down sometime and not be visible.
You mean this will sell quickly?
LOL thanks Barrie!
Moral of the story: Do not put wet cars in the dryer.
Brad Upton ... This is some seriously funny stuff. I would not steer my fellow Squier members wrong.
You will need 39 minutes to view this one, but worth it.
That is absolutely the best stand-up I've seen in years..And never got bleeped..
Thanks for sharing..
There's 3 kinds of people in this world, those who can count, & those who can't!
"When you come to a fork in the road, take it." Yogi
I was walking down the street carrying a bag of chickens and this guy asked me, how many chickens I had? I said if you can guess how many chickens I have you can have all three, he said, seven....
The more you pedal slower, the less you pedal faster.
... I guess it sounds better in French.
The P is silent, like the H in sausage.
... that one too ?
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a Duke University Law School graduate from an upper crust family; well-bred, well-connected, and all that goes with it. The other finalist was a red-neck from Southeast Tennessee A & M. The rules of the contest required each finalist to compose a four-line poem in one minute or less and the poem had to contain the word "Timbuktu". The Duke graduate went first. About thirty seconds after the clock started, he jumped up and recited the following poem:
Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked the dusty caravan.
Men on camels, two by two
The audience went wild!! How, they wondered could the red neck top that?! The clock started again and the red neck sat in silent thought. Finally, in the last few seconds, he jumped and recited:
Tim and me, a-huntin' went.
Met three whores in a pop-up tent.
They were three, we was two,
So, I bucked one and Timbuktu.