Joke Thread

[OOMTOM]

I thought this was funny and smiled I hope you do too.

I was watching an advertorial linked to a greetings card company. I rather serious gentleman was warning me about the dangers of Toe Fungus, showing horrible Pics of somebody's feet.
Then he promoted his Far Superior Spice solution which you can sprinkle in your shoes and the Fungus gets killed overnight.
I don't normally go to bed with my shoes on ! how about you ? .............

 

[DrBeGood]

 

[Loin Lover]

It's derby day in Chicago South, aka Louisville. This is more my speed.

 

[OOMTOM]

A man and is wife are cycling down a quiet road sharing their Tandem Bicycle.
As they pass a garden gate a Dog runs out and throws a Bucket of water over them ...........

 

[brians]

I thought this was funny and smiled I hope you do too.

I was watching an advertorial linked to a greetings card company. I rather serious gentleman was warning me about the dangers of Toe Fungus, showing horrible Pics of somebody's feet.
Then he promoted his Far Superior Spice solution which you can sprinkle in your shoes and the Fungus gets killed overnight.
I don't normally go to bed with my shoes on ! how about you ? .............

It has been recorded that upon a time or two, after enjoying an irresponsible amount of Scotland's finest , in my youth, I have indeed gone to bed with my shoes on.

Please don't mention this to anyone.

 

[DrBeGood]

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[DrBeGood]

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[DougMen]

You must be like the Hulk by now Doug.

Unfortunately not! I still look like the "before" picture, lol

 

[DougMen]

All of his videos are really funny

 

[DrBeGood]

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[OOMTOM]

Inspired by a very cold morning in Johannesburg when you wonder why you replaced the carpet in the bedroom with porcelain tiles ............
We all accept that Wellington Boots were fashioned by the Duke of Wellington and that that cosy woolen jacket we got for our birthday when we actually wanted a Squier is named after Lord Cardigan, well ...............
A cold day in ancient Greece ..... " what are those things on your feet Socrates ? You call them What " ...........

 

[DrBeGood]

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[Loin Lover]

 

[DrBeGood]

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[Eddd]

I wish we had more hawks around here,way too many squirrels.But I was watching a Red tailed hawk hunting squirrels in the park near my house last summer.

 

[Loin Lover]

"It was more fun being 20 in the 70s than being 70 in the 20s." Joe Walsh

 

[Loin Lover]

Mrs. Lover and I attended an Eagles concert recently. As a people watcher, I rarely saw anything other than grey / white hair or grey hair which had been dyed. Then, of course, some stranger(s) comment on my snow white hair. I advise them to get an eye exam because my hair is blonde.

 

[miket1117]

"It was more fun being 20 in the 70s than being 70 in the 20s." Joe Walsh

wise man that joe walsh.

 

[Loin Lover]

I do not condone vandalism, however........

Johnny Cash mural is leaking from a crude spot after Arkansas water tower gets shot

www.msn.com

 

[DrBeGood]

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