Help !! I can't stop chewing my pens !!

Discussion in 'V.C.'s Parlor' started by Eddie, Mar 1, 2021.

  1. Matt Shevell

    Matt Shevell Squier-Nut

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    I used to do that too bro

    maybe buy the type of pens you can’t really chew?

    good luck, but there’s a lot worse habits, so don’t worry about it too much
     
  2. DJGranite

    DJGranite Squier-holic

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    put something on the end, tape a feather to it or something else that won't feel or taste good.

    If that doesn't work, pretend it's an Explorer... that should keep it away from your mouth or hand

    :rolleyes:
     
  3. strat_strummer

    strat_strummer John Silver Supporting Member

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    Get you a container of beef jerky.
     
  4. corn

    corn Squier-holic

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    If you ever want your dog to stop catching food you throw to it, throw a flaming hot Cheeto , that’s what I did now she will never catch another thing that I throw to her ,
    ,, moral of the story dip all your pens in Tabasco sauce
     
  5. bluestringer

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    Back in the day when kids got chapped lips the parents would rub chicken dodo on them, it didn't cure it but it kept them from licking them. Just saying.
     
  6. fattboyzz

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  7. Horseflesh

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  8. Kenneth Mountain

    Kenneth Mountain Squier-Axpert

    Don't put chicken shyte on your pens !
     
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  9. Eddd

    Eddd Squier-Nut

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    Good idea ,just don’t use the pen to scratch something like an eyelid.YEOOOOOW!
     
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  10. Clockwise

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    Commission a custom pen that you wouldn't want to chew or would deeply regret chewing. I made this one from a French oak wine barrel stave for my father in law. PXL_20201221_010503964.PORTRAIT~2.jpg
     
  11. LutherBurger

    LutherBurger Squier-holic

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    Good idea.

    Which end is the tasty part, @Eddie?
     
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  12. -r3-

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    Isn't this against the Law? In at least SOME states? Props for the stamina, though:D:D:eek:
     
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  13. Kenneth Mountain

    Kenneth Mountain Squier-Axpert

    if not it should be !
     
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  14. -r3-

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    "Bwaaack!?"
     
  15. Conghaille

    Conghaille Squier-holic

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    I used to drink heavy, eat plenty, and chain smoke. One night, as a bartender emptied our ashtray, I told my girlfriend that I probably have an oral fixation. Her reply: (flatly) “Ya think?”
     
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  16. KankRat

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    Seen plenty of people clean their ears out with them. That would stop me from chewing onthem.
     
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