Guitar Player Humor

Discussion in 'V.C.'s Parlor' started by DougMen, May 12, 2021.

  1. MrYeats

    MrYeats Dr. Squier Platinum Supporting Member

    Age:
    66
    Dec 28, 2017
    South Texas Coast
    Me: "I can play any song that has ever been recorded."
    You: "Oh really, and what instrument do you play?"
    Me: "The radio."
     
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  2. DougMen

    DougMen Dr. Squier

    Age:
    67
    Jun 8, 2017
    Honolulu, HI
    You still have a radio? And I thought I was old school, not having a cellphone, tablet, or streaming service, and still use a stereo system with CDs, a landline phone, a laptop, and cable TV
     
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  3. MrYeats

    MrYeats Dr. Squier Platinum Supporting Member

    Age:
    66
    Dec 28, 2017
    South Texas Coast
    Well, it is in my truck and it is Sirius Radio. Gotta have the Tom Petty and BB King channels. And, I stepped into the 90's, I also have a flip phone, for when I travel.
     
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  4. MrYeats

    MrYeats Dr. Squier Platinum Supporting Member

    Age:
    66
    Dec 28, 2017
    South Texas Coast
    The flip phone kinda makes me feel like Capt. Kirk....Now only a guitar player can think this way.
     
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  5. DougMen

    DougMen Dr. Squier

    Age:
    67
    Jun 8, 2017
    Honolulu, HI
    Wait, what? There's no Jeff Beck or Allman Brothers channels? I don't have a car, and my Walmart bicycle didn't come with a radio option, and I have an integrated amp for my stereo, 'cause they sound better than a receiver. But, I realized that my Integra receiver that I use for TV sound and for playing CDs through one of my 3 pairs of speakers, has an AM/FM Tuner, but I've never used it, in 15 years, lol
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  6. Rodiebobw

    Rodiebobw Squier-holic

    Age:
    58
    Jan 12, 2020
    Rockwall, Tx.
    They dont do any of our music!
     
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  7. DougMen

    DougMen Dr. Squier

    Age:
    67
    Jun 8, 2017
    Honolulu, HI
    These aren't guitar oriented humor, but they're still music oriented
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  8. Twostratsfornow

    Twostratsfornow Squier-holic Silver Supporting Member

    Nov 14, 2020
    Ontario, Canada
  9. MrYeats

    MrYeats Dr. Squier Platinum Supporting Member

    Age:
    66
    Dec 28, 2017
    South Texas Coast
    What happens to the tire on a guitarists car runs over A# nail...It will Bb.
     
  10. MrYeats

    MrYeats Dr. Squier Platinum Supporting Member

    Age:
    66
    Dec 28, 2017
    South Texas Coast
    Who remembers Earl Scruggs and Lester Flatt?
    Who remembers what Lester's Dad did for a living?
    He owned a tire store.
    The Flatt Tire Store.
    Would you buy a Flatt Tire?
     
  11. DougMen

    DougMen Dr. Squier

    Age:
    67
    Jun 8, 2017
    Honolulu, HI
  12. Twostratsfornow

    Twostratsfornow Squier-holic Silver Supporting Member

    Nov 14, 2020
    Ontario, Canada
  13. MrYeats

    MrYeats Dr. Squier Platinum Supporting Member

    Age:
    66
    Dec 28, 2017
    South Texas Coast
    When you can't make up your mind whether you want to play guitar or go fishing:
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  14. Twostratsfornow

    Twostratsfornow Squier-holic Silver Supporting Member

    Nov 14, 2020
    Ontario, Canada
  15. Nadnitram

    Nadnitram Squier Talker

    Age:
    53
    86
    Jan 1, 2020
    Ohio
    Can you imagine? "Hey, hon, stand here for a second for the BEFORE picture. [Click!] Okay now go get your cousin."
     
  16. DougMen

    DougMen Dr. Squier

    Age:
    67
    Jun 8, 2017
    Honolulu, HI
  17. DougMen

    DougMen Dr. Squier

    Age:
    67
    Jun 8, 2017
    Honolulu, HI
  18. beagle

    beagle Squier-holic

    Nov 19, 2017
    Yorkshire
  19. DougMen

    DougMen Dr. Squier

    Age:
    67
    Jun 8, 2017
    Honolulu, HI