Joke Thread

Discussion in 'V.C.'s Parlor' started by banjaxed, Feb 18, 2017.

  1. duceditor

    duceditor Squier-Axpert

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  2. BlueTele

    BlueTele Squier Talker

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    Canton, Georgia
    How long does it take to tune a 12-string guitar?
    Nobody knows.
     
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  3. Loin Lover

    Loin Lover Squier-holic

    Jul 26, 2018
    Backwoods, USA
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  4. Loin Lover

    Loin Lover Squier-holic

    Jul 26, 2018
    Backwoods, USA
    Here is the truck my father-in-law owned since the '70s. It has, actually had, the foot starter as in the previous floorboard pic. My bro-in-law has owned it since FIL's death a few years ago.
    Scrib's truck.jpg
     
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  5. Not a joke so much, but a unique name for a Tattoo joint in town.

    Downtown.jpg

    Cheers, Barrie.
     
  6. Ted K

    Ted K Squier Talker

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    What do you call a person that hangs out with musicians?A drummer.[​IMG]er
     
  7. Papa Joe

    Papa Joe Squier-Axpert

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    Dec 12, 2009
    Swanton Ohio
    A Christmas Tale
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    A light snow is falling as a husband and wife are Christmas shopping at a busy shopping mall just before Christmas. The wife suddenly notices that her husband is missing and, as they have a lot still to accomplish, so she calls him on his cell phone.

    She says, " Where are you, you know we have lots to do." He replies, "You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace?
    I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?"

    Tears begin to flow down her cheek as she chokes up …

    "Yes, I do remember that shop." she replied.

    "Well I'm in the guitar store next door to that."
     
  8. MrYeats

    MrYeats Squier-holic

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    She would not have tried to park in the garage, It was already full of junk....But it is funny.
     
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  9. Good point … your not a (retired) defense lawyer by any chance? :D Cheers, Barrie.;)
     
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  10. MrYeats

    MrYeats Squier-holic

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    I am not but I watch a lot of Blue Bloods.
     
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