Joke Thread

Cheers, Barrie.

 

@squierTony

 

Baseball Clues...Tell me the scenario of the game after reading the following clues:
Last drop in a Whiskey Bottle
A guy going #2
A woman breast feeding a child
A clock with the big hand on the 11
and the little hand on the 4.

 

@MrYeats That's a riddle not a joke … or I don't get it
Cheers, Barrie.

 

The only thing I'm sure of is that it's the bottom of the fifth.

 

Bottom of the fifth
One man on
One out
5 to 4

 

Good one.

One more brewski and about 20 minutes and I'd have
Zzzzzzzz.

 

Didja hear about the skeleton who hated getting into political conversations because he said he didn't have the stomach for it?

 

Keeps you out of jail too. Hard to smart off to Officer Friendly.

 

Or he pissing on the candy display .

 

Can't run from the cops either …
Cheers, Barrie.

 

I'm not even gonna try to verify if Willie said this. I love it regardless.

 

Two little boys sitting on the back of a pickup. "Does your dad make your family pray before dinner?" "No, my mom's Italian. She knows how to cook."

 

That was an awesome flic

 

A little boy and little girl are in the bath tub.
She points down and says "What's that?"
He said "I don't know."
She said "What does it do?"
Aggravated, he said "I told you I don't know."
She said "Can I touch it?"
"Heck no! You already broke yours off!"