Joke Thread

Discussion in 'V.C.'s Parlor' started by banjaxed, Feb 18, 2017.

  1. Loin Lover

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  2. Papa Joe

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  3. MrYeats

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    Baseball Clues...Tell me the scenario of the game after reading the following clues:
    Last drop in a Whiskey Bottle
    A guy going #2
    A woman breast feeding a child
    A clock with the big hand on the 11
    and the little hand on the 4.
     
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  4. @MrYeats That's a riddle not a joke … or I don't get ito_O
    Cheers, Barrie.
     
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  5. ScoobySnacker

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    The only thing I'm sure of is that it's the bottom of the fifth.
     
  6. MrYeats

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    Bottom of the fifth
    One man on
    One out
    5 to 4
     
  7. ScoobySnacker

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    Good one.

    One more brewski and about 20 minutes and I'd have
    Zzzzzzzz.
     
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  8. ScoobySnacker

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    Didja hear about the skeleton who hated getting into political conversations because he said he didn't have the stomach for it?
     
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  9. corn

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  10. MrYeats

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    Keeps you out of jail too. Hard to smart off to Officer Friendly.
     
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  11. Papa Joe

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  12. Can't run from the cops either … :D
    Cheers, Barrie.
     
  13. Loin Lover

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    I'm not even gonna try to verify if Willie said this. I love it regardless.

    Willie and Keith.jpg
     
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  14. Uncle Joe

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    Two little boys sitting on the back of a pickup. "Does your dad make your family pray before dinner?" "No, my mom's Italian. She knows how to cook."
     
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  15. JurnyWannaBe

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    That was an awesome flic :)
     
  16. Loin Lover

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    A little boy and little girl are in the bath tub.
    She points down and says "What's that?"
    He said "I don't know."
    She said "What does it do?"
    Aggravated, he said "I told you I don't know."
    She said "Can I touch it?"
    "Heck no! You already broke yours off!"
     
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