Definition Of Old Age

Discussion in 'V.C.'s Parlor' started by Papa Joe, May 16, 2019.

  1. Papa Joe

    Papa Joe Squier-Axpert

    Age:
    89
    Dec 12, 2009
    Swanton Ohio
    When every part of your body either hurts, or doesn't work.
    And anything that isn't dried up leaks..
     
  2. Bassman96

    Bassman96 Squier-holic

    Age:
    41
    Nov 13, 2010
    Oak Harbor, WA
    When you go to the emergency room for extreme neck and arm pain only to find out you pinched a nerve in your neck..... Sleeping...
     
  3. DrBeGood

    DrBeGood Squier-holic

    Dec 9, 2014
    Sutton QC, CANADA
    If you're past 50 and nothing hurts, you're dead.
     
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  4. daan

    daan Squier-holic

    Oct 21, 2013
    Twin Cities
    Getting old sounds SO much fun... good thing all the Radiation I work with, acts as a preservative! Imma live as long as Keef, and have a nice, healthy glow about me!
    Seriously, working at the hospital really changed my opinion about what is “old”... we have a 96-year old who comes in for cancer follow ups, and she’s a total spitfire. I was taking longer than she wanted to get her scan done the last time she was in, and she yelled from in the scanner “Hey! I don’t have a lot of time left here, can ya hurry it up a little?” :)
     
  5. ScoobySnacker

    ScoobySnacker Squier Talker

    Age:
    60
    82
    Dec 4, 2018
    Never-reach, NY
    Buy a lighter guitar.
     
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  6. ScoobySnacker

    ScoobySnacker Squier Talker

    Age:
    60
    82
    Dec 4, 2018
    Never-reach, NY

    Keef ain't about Radiation, he's all about Intoxication! That bloke's pickled mate.
     
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  7. Papa Joe

    Papa Joe Squier-Axpert

    Age:
    89
    Dec 12, 2009
    Swanton Ohio
    People that have a lot of birthdays live much longer..
    Next month I'll be seeing my 90th..(Maybe)..
     
  8. Bluzy

    Bluzy Squier-Nut

    Age:
    53
    762
    Nov 20, 2017
    Hudson Valley, NY
    From what I see here, you are young at heart!!!!!
     
  9. squierbilly

    squierbilly Dr. Squier

    Apr 21, 2013
    sunny phoenix
    Happy birthday pops..
    Here's wishing for ten more.. :)
     
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  10. Afrika61

    Afrika61 Squier-Nut

    All the Best Papa Joe.:)
     
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  11. jefffam

    jefffam Dr. Squier

    Age:
    60
    Jan 26, 2015
    Portland, TN
    My Mom's right behind you PJ. She turns 90 in August. She's outlived all of her siblings, her twin, and a large number of her nieces & nephews.
     
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  12. Eddie

    Eddie Dr. Squier

    Age:
    49
    Nov 5, 2016
    New York
    Oh man. I have 6 more months until fiddy.
     
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  13. Matt Shevell

    Matt Shevell Squier-Meister

    Age:
    49
    461
    Feb 5, 2018
    New York
    Early Happy birthday Joe
    God bless ya
     
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  14. DrBeGood

    DrBeGood Squier-holic

    Dec 9, 2014
    Sutton QC, CANADA
    Not a problem, just start taking vitamine i.
     
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  15. oneLOCOman

    oneLOCOman Squier-Nut

    Age:
    64
    637
    Oct 2, 2018
    Missouri
    Uhhh I forgot what I was gonna say. What where we talking about? :confused:
     
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  16. Papa Joe

    Papa Joe Squier-Axpert

    Age:
    89
    Dec 12, 2009
    Swanton Ohio
    Yeah, That just might be the scariest thing about aging..Forgetting basic simple things like spelling a common word or not being able to recall a word that you use on a regular basis..
    I find myself forgetting what day of the week it is..If the doctor's office didn't call to remind me of an appointment I'd miss it most of the time..
    I have scribbled notes all over my desk..Most of the time I failed to write enough info to know what in hell the note was for lol..
    But I'm thankful to be able to still take care of myself..Still able to drive..Do my house work..Cut my lawn and take care of my yard..Just need to take a lot of breaks..
     
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  17. oneLOCOman

    oneLOCOman Squier-Nut

    Age:
    64
    637
    Oct 2, 2018
    Missouri
    I got me a little book to make notes so I don't forget. Yeah ya guessed it. I forget to check it. Then I wake up a 3 am and remember.
     
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  18. strat_strummer

    strat_strummer Squier-holic

    Age:
    57
    Nov 24, 2018
    Crappie fishing.
    You know you're getting old when "getting lucky means finding your car in the parking lot".....:D
     
  19. DrBeGood

    DrBeGood Squier-holic

    Dec 9, 2014
    Sutton QC, CANADA
    I remember my dad unintentinally stealing someone's brown station wagon similar to his. His key fit in the door and ignition. It's only once back home as he looked on the back seat, that he realized what he had done. Police was waiting for him in the parking lot where he got it.
     
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  20. strat_strummer

    strat_strummer Squier-holic

    Age:
    57
    Nov 24, 2018
    Crappie fishing.
    I would guess if the other car was parked closer, then it was a win win situation …..:D
     
    Last edited: May 17, 2019
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