Best Song Title Ever?

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  1. RetiredNSquired

    RetiredNSquired Squier-Meister

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    Lookin' for a little humor tonight!
    My vote is "Don't Nobody Love me but my Mama (and She Could Be Jivin' Me Too)
     
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  2. Jay Jackson

    Jay Jackson Squier-Meister

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    supercalifragilelisticexpealidosious
     
  3. Papa Joe

    Papa Joe Squier-Axpert

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    If the chicken had a toothache, would the hen pullet.
    ( Old classic folk tune)
     
  4. strat_strummer

    strat_strummer Squier-Meister

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    “You’re the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly” Conway Twitty and Loretta Lynn
     
  5. Papa Joe

    Papa Joe Squier-Axpert

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    You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd..
     
  6. Papa Joe

    Papa Joe Squier-Axpert

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    She's got pimples on her, but she's pretty.
     
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  7. Davis Sharp

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    "She got the gold mine. I got the shaft." Jerry Reed

    And, for the season, "Grandma got run over by a reindeer."
     
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  8. squierTony

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    Thank God and greyhound......
     
  9. Loin Lover

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    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me (than a frontal lobotomy).
     
  10. Robb

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    I`m my own grampa
     
  11. DrBeGood

    DrBeGood Squier-holic

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    Sutton QC, CANADA
    Why don't we do it in the road ?
     
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  12. DrBeGood

    DrBeGood Squier-holic

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    Sutton QC, CANADA
    Album title ?
    You Can Tune a Piano, but You Can't Tuna Fish
     
  13. fuelish

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    I Had Too Much To Dream (Last Night) - The Electric Prunes
     
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  14. dbrian66

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    Deleted by me, decided it was inappropriate. Sorry
     
  15. VealCutlet

    VealCutlet Squier-Nut

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    "I Know Where Syd Barrett Lives" by Television Personalities.

    Or almost anything recorded by Guided By Voices/Robert Pollard (Just look at the list of 2400+ songs written/recorded by Pollard and friends... http://www.gbvdb.com/tracks.asp)
     
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  16. VealCutlet

    VealCutlet Squier-Nut

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    Great title AND great song! The Dukes of the Stratosphear (XTC in disguise) did a nice tribute to that song with "25 O'clock"...also a good song title.
     
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  17. Loin Lover

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    The Unidentified Flying Tuna Trot. Not to be confused with the equally cool instrumental Flying Turkey Trot.
     
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  18. Papa Joe

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    If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me..
     
  19. spyhawk36

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    My ding-a-ling by Chuck Berry.
     
  20. mkgearhead

    mkgearhead Squier-holic

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    Fort Morgan, CO
    My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama - The Mothers of Invention
     
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